There's A Stripper Shortage in Arlington TX

Arlington, Texas is playing host to the Super Bowl in ten short days.  The football event of the year brings in large crowds and generates a lot of revenue for the host city. 

As Arlington gears up for the crowds, they are facing a shortage of a hot commodity.  The XXX clubs surrounding the Cowboys Stadium are looking to hire 10,000 girls.

John Walsh, owner of Showtime Cabaret, says his club employs 50 lovely ladies but he is looking for another 100-120 ladies to handle the influx of customers he expects.  He suspects the 60 clubs in a 30 mile radius of the stadium will need at least another 10,000 girls. 

Gosh, that‘s a lot of lap dancing. How’s a girl to handle it, with a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1?

Not to worry, after the 2003 change to city code “nude touching” is now an infraction of the law.  So nixed is the whole g-string monetary insertion process.  Patrons have to drop the bills in a tip jar instead.

I am sure the guys want to take their eyes off of the ladies to locate a tip jar.

 


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Independent British Student Newspaper Publishes Semi Nude Photos

Cambridge University students decided to promote fellow classmate, Lily Cole’s eco friendly fashion line. So they took to the fields on a chilly day.  They shot a series of risqué poses with the models wearing almost nothing.  In one shot a 20 year old King’s College undergraduate can be seen in nothing but a scarf covering her head and flowing down to cover other body parts.

Charlotte, the model, insists that the photos have artistic integrity. “It was good fun and I thought the pictures had real artistic integrity. I had no qualms about doing it. I am happy with my body although I would change a lot of things if I had the power.” 

Jess Kwong, fashion editor for the school paper, Varsity, said: “The pieces are simple and lovely, which is why we kept the photo shoot as simple as possible.”

Varsity is the oldest continuously running independent student paper.  It was first published in 1947 and contains a fashion shoot in every issue. 

They are not the first student paper to publish risqué photos.  A few years back the independent Cambridge University magazine also published questionable material.  A blonde student was wearing a black thong, stockings and a necklace. She was perched over one of the historic bridges with her legs provocatively positioned.

note: photo courtesy of Varisty/ Jess Kwong  


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Linda Hogan: Crazy Cougar Captures Charlie

The Hulk gets hosed by Linda Hogan again as she announces her engagement to 21-year boyfriend Charlie Hill. Not only is the age difference of 29 years pretty shocking, but the cougar-ific couple plans to wed next summer aboard Linda's new yacht AliMONEY!

While Charlie bears a striking bleach blonde resemblance to a younger Hulkster, the famed wrestler's girlfriend looks eerily similar to his own daughter Brooke Hogan! 

While reports say the Hulk is happy for Linda, it's hard to forget the comments he made to Rolling Stone last year: "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ... I totally understand O.J. I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat."

I wonder if he'll be invited to the wedding? Hide the cake knife!


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Alexis Neiers: Sexy Model, Reality TV Star, Convict

The beautiful Alexis Neiers is a bad, bad girl. One of the raucous trio of sisters from E!’s “Pretty Wild”, Alexis was also known for being part of the “bling ring” — a group of kids that went around stealing from celebrities.

Yesterday, Alexis, 18, was sentenced to 6 months in the LA county jail and 3 years probation for her involvement in the burglaries. She will start her sentence on June 24. I am sure her cell mate is going to love her new roommate. Will E! use this to make a new women’s prison-based reality show? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t put it past the “Pretty Wild”  producer Ryan Seacrest. Heck, I would watch THAT!

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Michelle McGee's Big Apology to Sandra Bullock [Video]

Michelle "Bombshell"/"Homewrecker" McGee, the uber-tattooed, Nazi-supporting, "model" who had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has -- get this -- apologized to Sandra on Australian television. More specifically, she apologized about all the "embarrassment" that has been done in "public". Enjoy this piece of insincere garbage.


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